It is absolutely true that I was once one of the highest paid writers in all Canada, if not the world.
While most people were lucky to get 10 cents a word, I made almost seventy dollars a word
every other week I wrote “No No No Yes No” on a computer card and sent it in. They sent back $350 !!!
Now the BIG question: was I a writer of fiction, or non-fiction. No comment.
If you want a criminal role model, beats the shit outs Billy Joe and Bobby Sue, yer All-American yee-haws…
I think HP should hire him:
“Hi, I’m Wesley Weber, and I use only genuine HP inkjets. Look at the crisp detail on this $100 bill from an HP, compare it to the sloggy mess from the Epson 440.”
My commercial laser will actually imprint a tracking number, so it makes really, really good useless counterfiets… the last one I had just gave an error message: * it is illegal to duplicate money, postage stamps, etc. * but you could hit ok and do it anyway.