Star wars


#1

In terms of power, style, skill, and all round coolness, who is better?

  • Obiwan
  • Darth Vader
  • Neither. Darth Maul ownz purely for those horn thingys on his head.

0 voters

Oh the questions that come to mind when one is avoiding essay writing.


#2

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#3

Darth Vader is the geek who became a bad guy.

He’s every evil geek’s hero. Witness how out of breath he seems when he walks a couple of steps. Just like every geek that I have encountered in my short time in office.

Also, like geeks, Darth Vader depends on technology to maintain his power. He could never beat one of the rebels mano-a-mano, so he needs things like respirators, the especially evil bent-wing version of the TIE fighter, and the obvious penis extension that is his light sabre. Again, like every geek that I know.

Like geeks, Darth Vader must lay off the pizza pockets and try to get his cardio up.


#4

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nancy is gordo’s wife too!!


#5

Oh cmon, no option for yoda? I guess ya gotta go with darth then.


#6

The coolness of Yoda isn’t even being debated here.

Yoda is a muppet with powers. He is the Master.


#7

Is Samuel L. Jackson in it? He’s in everything!


#8

Only cause of the cool sunglasses.

Or wait is that that dude from from that movie…what was it called?..matrix? something like that…


#9

And the award for best stealth Family Guy quote goes to…


#10

I stand ashamed and dishonored. Eso truly is the master…of Family Guy quotes.


#11

I’m glad someone picked up on it, otherwise I would have had to explain it, and explaining a joke, by definition, deadens the humour.


#12