Russia Rulez Tennis

Just checking out the womans division. Man those ladies are tall! And most of the top seeds are Russian. What are they feeding there woman?

  1. LINDSAY DAVENPORT, UNITED STATES

DATE OF BIRTH: JUNE 8, 1976
HEIGHT: 6’2 1/2"
WEIGHT: 175
PLAYS: RIGHTHANDED
CAREER TITLES: 47

REACHED FIRST GRAND SLAM FINAL SINCE 2000 U.S. OPEN AT THIS
YEAR’S AUSTRALIAN OPEN BUT LOST TO SERENA WILLIAMS AFTER WINNING
FIRST SET; REACHED FOURTH ROUND HERE EACH OF LAST TWO YEARS;
BEST FINISH HERE WAS SEMIFINALS IN 1998; HAS WON THREE CAREER
MAJORS - THE 1998 U.S. OPEN, 1999 WIMBLEDON AND 2000 AUSTRALIAN
OPEN; RETIRED FROM QUARTERFINAL AGAINST JUSTIN HENIN-HARDENNE AT
CLAYCOURT EVENT AT CHARLESTON IN APRIL WITH A HIP INJURY;
PLAYED IN FED CUP TWO WEEKS LATER BUT HAS NOT PLAYED SINCE.

  1. MARIA SHARAPOVA, RUSSIA

DATE OF BIRTH: APRIL 19, 1987
HEIGHT: 6’0"
WEIGHT: 130
PLAYS: RIGHTHANDED
CAREER TITLES: 9

TEENAGER BEGAN YEAR AT AUSTRALIAN OPEN BY LOSING THREE-SET
SEMIFINAL TO SERENA WILLIAMS, WHOM SHE UPSET IN LAST YEAR’S
WIMBLEDON FINAL TO WIN FIRST GRAND SLAM; FOLLOWED BY WINNING
EVENTS AT TOKYO AND DOHA BUT HAS NOT CLAIMED TITLE SINCE; LOST
TO PATTY SCHNYDER IN SEMIFINALS OF ROME; LOST IN FIRST ROUND
HERE IN 2003 BUT REACHED QUARTERFINALS LAST YEAR.

  1. AMELIE MAURESMO, FRANCE

DATE OF BIRTH: JULY 5, 1979
HEIGHT: 5’9"
WEIGHT: 152
PLAYS: RIGHTHANDED
CAREER TITLES: 17

LOST IN QUARTERFINALS OF AUSTRALIAN OPEN TO SERENA WILLIAMS;
FOLLOWED BY LOSING FINAL OF PARIS INDOORS TO DINARA SAFINA BUT
THEN DEFEATED VENUS WILLIAMS TO CLAIM TITLE AT ANTWERP IN LATE
FEBRUARY; FELL IN QUARTERS OF BERLIN TO NADIA PETROVA BEFORE
BEATING SCHNYDER TO WIN ROME; BEST SHOWING AT HER HOME GRAND
SLAM CAME BOTH IN 2003 AND LAST YEAR WITH A QUARTERFINAL
FINISH.

  1. ELENA DEMENTIEVA, RUSSIA

DATE OF BIRTH: OCTOBER 15, 1981
HEIGHT: 5’11"
WEIGHT: 141
PLAYS: RIGHTHANDED
CAREER TITLES: 4

LOST ALL-RUSSIAN FINAL TO ANASTASIA MYSKINA IN LAST YEAR’S
FRENCH OPEN AND ANOTHER TO SVETLANA KUZNETSOVA IN THE U.S. OPEN;
NEVER HAD PROGRESSED BEYOND FOURTH ROUND IN FIVE TRIES AT
ROLAND GARROS UNTIL 2004; LOST IN FOUR SETS TO PATTY SCHNYDER IN
FOURTH ROUND OF AUSTRALIAN OPEN; FELL TO HARDENNE IN FINAL OF
CLAYCOURT EVENT IN CHARLESTON IN APRIL; UPSET IN SECOND ROUND
OF ROME TWO WEEKS AGO BY GISELA DULKO.

  1. ANASTASIA MYSKINA, RUSSIA

DATE OF BIRTH: MARCH 10, 1976
HEIGHT: 5’8 1/2"
WEIGHT: 130
PLAYS: RIGHTHANDED
CAREER TITLES: 9

SURPRISINGLY WON HER FIRST CAREER GRAND SLAM HERE LAST YEAR WITH
WIN OVER DEMENTIEVA; NEVER HAD REACHED EVEN THE THIRD ROUND AT
ROLAND GARROS UNTIL 2004; LOST IN FOURTH ROUND OF THIS YEAR’S
AUSTRALIAN OPEN TO NATHALIE DECHY; HAS HAD A DISAPPOINTING 2005,
GOING JUST 8-9; BEST RESULT OF YEAR WAS SEMIFINAL LOSS TO VENUS
WILLIAMS AT ANTWERP IN FEBRUARY.

  1. SVETLANA KUZNETSOVA, RUSSIA

DATE OF BIRTH: JUNE 27, 1985
HEIGHT: 5’8 1/2"
WEIGHT: 161
PLAYS: RIGHTHANDED
CAREER TITLES: 5

BROKE THROUGH FOR FIRST GRAND SLAM TITLE AT 2004 U.S. OPEN,
BECOMING THE THIRD STRAIGHT RUSSIAN TO WIN A MAJOR; HAS
PLAYED HERE TWICE, LOSING IN FIRST ROUND IN 2003 AND REACHING
FOURTH ROUND LAST YEAR; LOST TO SHARAPOVA IN QUARTERFINALS OF
AUSTRALIAN OPEN IN JANUARY; HAS NOT WON A TOURNAMENT IN 2005,
BUT REACHED FINAL AT WARSAW LAST MONTH, LOSING TO
HENIN-HARDENNE IN FINAL.

  1. NADIA PETROVA, RUSSIA

DATE OF BIRTH: JUNE 8, 1982
HEIGHT: 5’10"
WEIGHT: 143
PLAYS: RIGHTHANDED
CAREER TITLES: 0

STILL HAS YET TO CLAIM FIRST WTA SINGLES TITLE BUT HAS WON 11 IN
DOUBLES; LOST IN FOURTH ROUND OF AUSTRALIAN OPEN TO SERENA
WILLIAMS; FELL IN THREE-SET FINAL TO HENIN-HARDENNE IN BERLIN
THREE WEEKS AGO; REACHED SEMIFINALS HERE IN 2003 BUT FELL IN
THIRD ROUND LAST YEAR; IS 10-4 ALL TIME AT ROLAND GARROS.

  1. PATTY SCHNYDER, SWITZERLAND

DATE OF BIRTH: DECEMBER 14, 1978
HEIGHT: 5’6 1/4"
WEIGHT: 125
PLAYS: LEFTHANDED
CAREER TITLES: 9

WON AUSTRALIAN OPEN WARMUP EVENT AT GOLD COAST IN JANUARY BEFORE
LOSING IN QUARTERFINALS OF YEAR’S FIRST GRAND SLAM TO NATHALIE
DECHY OF FRANCE; BEST RESULT SINCE WAS A THREE-SET LOSS TO
MAURESMO IN FINAL OF ROME; IS 16-9 ALL TIME AT ROLAND GARROS;
BEST FINISH HERE WAS IN 1998, WHEN REACHED QUARTERFINALS; BEST
RESULT AT ANY SLAM WAS REACHING SEMIFINALS AT AUSTRALIAN OPEN
LAST YEAR.

Bratwurst and Vodka. Makes you big and strong like Stalin.

Isn’t Bratwurst German?

Yeah, it is.