I do hope you saw the word (satire) at the top of the article.
hm, interesting, skipped it.
looks like read the fine print isnt so cliche after all
you cease to amaze me 
You never cease to amaze me.
Me fail English? Thats umpossible!
Bad spellers of the world untie!
and learn to use a dictionary.
no, we don’t
smoke me a kipper il be back for breakfast