I will write a letter to the editor of the Caledonia Courier:
Kandahar get a Tim Hortons and We Don’t.
We couldn’t even have the main restaurant open Canada Day when we were actually full of tourists…
The owner told me she wanted to open but had no staff willing to work. Partly due to Johnny, the kid who worked for me until 5:30 then was her maitre’d from 6 until 10 pulling the town’s fastest bale-out. Wrote his last exam at 2:00, came in to work for the goodbye party we threw him, left for Calgary next morning. 16 hours to get the hell out of Dodge, the rest of the grads are jealous!