“Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.” - Arthur C. Clarke
“Water would be nice.”-Spongebob Squarepants
“We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realise that we are apes.”-Richard Dawkins
“Wisdom is knowing how little we know.”- Socrates
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