Public Washroom agonies

blue pants. grey shirt. sandals. and squinting through thick glasses because of all the sunshine.

http://www.orkut.com/medium/284/140284.jpg

and carrying a crowbar??

looking like gordon freeman wouldve been cool when halflife first came out… i guess.

I had plans to really “get out” this year, but the passport office thought otherwise.

Ah, I thought so. You need to invest in some prescription sunglasses. We do get a nice amount of sun here in the summer.

[quote=“hoshq”]

I had plans to really “get out” this year, but the passport office thought otherwise.[/quote]

Yeah I read your little rant in the NWW. At the end of the article I asked myself, “and now what??” Did the letter to the public newspaper benefit you? What was your intention?
Shitty deal though, I cant imagine having such big plans all go to shit!

[quote=“smartass”]

Hmm, I don’t use public washrooms, so I don’t see what this has to do with me.

You’re a germ freak, so naturally we knew you’d have something to say about this.

So you’re the one that’s been stinking up our dugouts. Do you draw the lovely pornographic pictures on the walls too?[/quote]

I didn’t go inside the dugout, what would be the point of that? Might as well be indoors. Wasn’t during baseball season either, maybe your team just stinks. As for the pictures, I can’t take credit for those, I didn’t even write my name in the snow.

Prudence, get outside? What have I been saying this whole time?

Has anybody ever had that problem where you sit on the toilet seat and somebody elses shit sticks to your ass?

Man I hate it when that happens.

I always leave presents for the next person now! That really pisses me off.

P.S. Watch out at the Civic Center :wink:

its pretty scary when the person with the best grammar, formatting and punctuation skills in this entire thread is explaining how he or she shits on public bathroom seats.

god knows what the rest of yuo monkeys are up to.

[quote=“sebastes pinniger”]http://www.orkut.com/medium/284/140284.jpg

and carrying a crowbar??

looking like gordon freeman wouldve been cool when halflife first came out… i guess.[/quote]

damnnn dont be postin scary pictures like that… haha

Hey when we going to have HTMF night at cowpucinnos?

I’m not so sure I would be able to show my face after the crap I type on here.

I never meant outside, I meant out out. You know when a person is locked up for too long, some start developing strange mental ideas in their little skulls. :smiling_imp:

[quote=“Anonymous”]its pretty scary when the person with the best grammar, formatting and punctuation skills in this entire thread is explaining how he or she shits on public bathroom seats.

god knows what the rest of yuo monkeys are up to.[/quote]

Yuo should talk :unamused:

[quote=“Ivan”]

Hmm, I don’t use public washrooms, so I don’t see what this has to do with me.

You’re a germ freak, so naturally we knew you’d have something to say about this.

So you’re the one that’s been stinking up our dugouts. Do you draw the lovely pornographic pictures on the walls too?

I didn’t go inside the dugout, what would be the point of that? Might as well be indoors. Wasn’t during baseball season either, maybe your team just stinks. [/quote]

People have actually left “presents” in the dugouts for us fine upstanding softball players to find in the mornings during playoffs. We went through 3 cans of air freshener that weekend just so we could walk into and out of the dugout to get our stuff every inning, it was nasty.

If I was on the opposing team, I’d totally poop in your dugout. I bet it put you off your game, didn’t it?

Ivan you big winner you!

[quote=“smartass”]

[quote=“Anonymous”]its pretty scary when the person with the best grammar, formatting and punctuation skills in this entire thread is explaining how he or she shits on public bathroom seats.

god knows what the rest of yuo monkeys are up to.[/quote]

Yuo should talk :unamused:[/quote]

wow, yuo suck smartass - way to pick up on my typo, it mustve taken you tons of intensive and focussed schooling to develop those skills.

Only the finest No Knowledge College education! You know all about that stuff too!

Softball scholarship to Athlete’s World University!

[quote=“alpine $crub”]

Yuo should talk :unamused:

wow, yuo suck smartass - way to pick up on my typo, it mustve taken you tons of intensive and focussed schooling to develop those skills.[/quote]

Everyone bow down and praise thine Alpine Scrub! He is so superior to mankind, he always points out people’s mistakes and is always right. Although he never really has much positive to say, he is always right. Right right right right right… amen