On second thought, we'll hold off on the waterboarding

`We do not condone the use of torture in intelligence gathering and our clear directive to our law enforcement agencies and our intelligence service is that they are not to condone to the use of torture, practice torture or knowingly use any information obtained through torture.â€

Well played, Podunkian, well played.

LOL, well you know April Fools is just a slam dunk when the Government decides to help out with actual events such as they did this year, nice of them to be part of the festivities…