New Year's Resolutions

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I don’t have any myself, but here are John Shore’s resolutions.  (John Shore is a very funny writer and all around nice guy.)

  1. Gain about 15 pounds.

  2. Drink so much coffee every morning that by the time my wife gets up I’m like a rabid werewolf in the throes of an acute anxiety attack.

  3. Practically never write the kids we support through Compassion International.

  4. Vacuum our house so rarely our dust bunnies grow teeth and start attacking our feet.

  5. Steward our finances like Skipper stewarded the Minnow.

  6. Watch at least 20 DVD’s for every half book I read.

  7. Dress like I shop online at bipolarshut-in.com.

  8. Have so many impure thoughts my brain makes Hugh Hefner’s look like the Church Lady’s.

Whoo-hoo! This is gonna be my year!!

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Heh-heh, my only resolution this year can be summed up in three words-

HAVE MORE FUN

Screw self-improvement!

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Make an earnest effort to get up to two bottles a day.

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I plan to give up World of Warcraft

Subnote
im starting to play EVE Online

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So how addictive is EVE??  :smiley:

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Go to bed earlier and get up later.