# My favourite wet dream
**URL:** https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566
**Category:** General Chat
**Created:** [April 4, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566 "2005-04-04T04:18:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/1 "2005-04-04T04:18:53Z")
> [@rangerwreck](#):
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> A Linux prepped mini-DVD reading PSP is my favorite wet dream.
Yeah, it sure beats any girls from Maxim!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/2 "2005-04-04T04:33:53Z")
What did you expect at htmf?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/3 "2005-04-04T05:44:24Z")
It doesn’t beat Eso’s fetish for router humping.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2005, 7:09am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/4 "2005-04-04T07:09:34Z")
[quote=“BigThumb”]
> [@rangerwreck](#):
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> A Linux prepped mini-DVD reading PSP is my favorite wet dream.
Yeah, it sure beats any girls from Maxim![/quote]
Straight up. You ever put your knob in a floppy drive? Now that’s fantastic. I don’t see any of those Maxim bitches with big sloppy yellow floppy drives. Fantastic.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2005, 7:13am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/5 "2005-04-04T07:13:14Z")
HAHAHA, fuckin eh lol
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 4, 2005, 7:45am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/6 "2005-04-04T07:45:16Z")
On the contrary, I’d prefer skirt to software.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/7 "2005-04-05T02:23:41Z")
I dont know about that, Aguilera \<333
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/8 "2005-04-05T03:25:11Z")
I just bought it and tony hawk 2… great graphics this is the first handheld game system i bought. graphics are wickedly cool… need to get a one gig card for it and try some mpg 4 movies on it…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 5, 2005, 6:53am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/9 "2005-04-05T06:53:39Z")
WTF? Did my post get deleted? Come on, transsexuals are fun to talk about.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/10 "2005-04-06T04:50:56Z")
Ooooh… I get it know… some sneaky little moderator deleted it! And I didn’t even get to see his/her sneaky little response before he/she deleted that too.
Well, my post was nothing personal. In fact, I was just making a laugh out of a few snippy comments.
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But you’re reaction is funny!\*\* Someone got all huffy over that? Haha! Most likely if you’re posting here, you’ve got a bit of interest in computers. So when someone is trying to prove they’re not a geek, it’s a real laugh. Don’t worry, I’m sure you do more than masturbate to kmalloc() functions. I know I do sometimes…
Pesonally though, I’m gonna go find a big 'ole tranny and install a 5 1/4 drive in her/him. Then I’m gonna bootstrap some sexy functions into her/him and make it do a lap dance for me. Wooooo wee. Time to butter up drive B, sweetcakes. 😉
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/11 "2005-04-06T04:54:06Z")
What is with you and tranny’s?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/12 "2005-04-06T06:08:59Z")
I watch a lot of Jerry Springer…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2005, 6:22am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/13 "2005-04-06T06:22:09Z")
> [@rangerwreck](#):
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> Don’t worry, I’m sure you do more than masturbate to kmalloc() functions.
mmmm kmalloc() … raaawwwwrrrr
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2005, 8:00am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/14 "2005-04-06T08:00:05Z")
A lapdance is soo much better… When the stripper is crying…
“You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin’ seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy.”
Ok Too much bloodhound gang for Tim
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 6, 2005, 8:37am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/15 "2005-04-06T08:37:36Z")
You’re pretty when I’m drunk.
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/16 "2005-04-07T01:20:46Z")
I had a really neat one last summer…
My alarm woke me up and I hit snooze…
Next thing I know I dreamt that I woke up for my alarm, hit snooze, and they lay there… next to my gorgeous wife.
I asked her if she wanted to fool around before I had to go to work and she said no… I kept prodding and she kept denying…
I lay down and try to snooze for a bit, then next thing I know my lady friend straddles me and everything goes NightVision… It’s Paris Hilton atop me, and we’re in her video.
She grabs my weiner and directs it toward her slime hole… just before making contact with the Whore-kind my alarm goes off (in real life)…
First time my dream has given me blue balls… and then I did it again before going to work…
Not enough time in the morning…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/17 "2005-04-07T01:46:01Z")
when you’re over 40 you’ll pray for dreams like that agian.
Wear a nicotine patch to bed, you’ll have ‘lucid dreams’…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [April 7, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/18 "2005-04-07T02:04:11Z")
[quote=“herbie\_popnecker”]when you’re over 40 you’ll pray for dreams like that agian.
Wear a nicotine patch to bed, you’ll have ‘lucid dreams’…[/quote]
really?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://forum.hackingthemainframe.com/t/my-favourite-wet-dream/1566/19 "2015-11-14T16:49:20Z")