Most Embarassing Moment


#1

I have experienced many embarassing moments. But one of the most recent ones that stand out in my mind was in the Ottawa airport.
I was there for a meeting and had recently met a whole bunch of BC folks on my flight. We were all standing around waiting for our luggage, when one of the suit cases came whipping around the conveyor belt with a pair of panties hanging out. To my dismay it was my suitcase. Man I was embarassed, lucky they werent full bums!

Ok your turn…


#2

:neutral_face:


#3

Oh come on Scrub… share your story. Oh sorry did I gross you out?? You think that was bad…

Another underwear mishap occured when my dog decided to get in the laundry basket. I had some friends over and suddenly the room got silent. My dog had drug out some underclothes and was having a hayday with them.


#4

the eyes in that face are too emotive, i was going for deadpan.

also, i dont get embarassed, thats part of being perfect.


#5

Oh right, I forgot about that. I am curious as to how you got so perfect? Were you born perfect? What’s your secret?


#6

No, I’m especially formulated, the rest of you just fornicated.


#7

Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman?


#8

well, the most embasrasing moment for myself, woulda happened this year… in kelowna… my roomate was laying on the ground, thought he was past out so i steped on him a bit… and outta no where he sits up and CRACKs me right in the nutz, im screaming, jumping, running around exc. i finally grab a bag of frozen peas and throw it on there for like 2 hours. durring the next 3 days i was feeling pain all the time, so i decided… well fuck whats wrong… so i went to a walk in clinic… and well i had to get some 50 year old dude touch my nads with a rubber glove… that was the most embarrassing and most weird feeling i had…

Exspecially when i told the hot receptionist why i needed a doctor!


#9

Take a good look at the front page of this week’s newspaper, and you’ll see a major blunder of mine which has cost me much embarrassment.


#10

how about dancing to ra-ra-rasputin at a beach party and finding out after you squatted and did that russian dance thing that John Henry was peeking out the leg of your cutoffs?


#11

What was it?


#12

I’m guessing it has something to do with the Kitimat Hotel having the phone number 1-8??-???-???.

I think he was excited by the exotic dancers in the ad and forgot the rest of the phone number.


#13

Oh, those russians.


#14

Acch, I wonder if under that robe Rasputin was a Scotsman


#15

[quote=“smartass”]I’m guessing it has something to do with the Kitimat Hotel having the phone number 1-8??-???-???.

I think he was excited by the exotic dancers in the ad and forgot the rest of the phone number.[/quote]

haha probably :unamused:


#16

Actually, it wasn’t me. It was Al Qaeda.


#17

Hey Hosh… so if the Kitimat is having dancers, the horses can give their nerves a rest eh?


#18

Yeah, I guess that means you get to have a rest!


#19

Consider youreself lucky you left the premises when you did Hoshq. I may look innocent, but now I know who you are!! :smiling_imp:


#20

I had to get back to work, that was all. Otherwise I would have stayed and taken you on…