Man shoots his lawn mower, police say

You know you’ve had one too many beers when… :smiley:

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin (AP) – A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn’t start.

Keith Walendowski has been charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski says he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn’t start Wednesday morning.

He told police: “I can do that, it’s my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want.”

Did you hear about the guy getting charge for having intercourse with his patio furniture.  Its true, it was even on jay leno.
I cant remember what he said, some like.  How ugly are the girls living in so and so if you have to resort to patio furniture.

it must be true if it was on Jay Leno!!

but Billy you should be careful when your engaging in such risky behavior you may get a splinter. :astonished:


Geez where’s Paul Watson now, poor defenceless lawn mowers, just trying to eke out an existence under the back deck…