My landlord is scum and trying to raise my rent from $675 to $800. (Without putting anything to paper, of course. I’d name and shame, but the jerk would probably sue me for libel.) I work at the library, play video games at volume 13/50 on my TV, and my maximum rowdiness is having friends over Saturday afternoon for board games, which breaks up by five pm. Anyone like a good tenant?
Hate to give up this view, but I suppose I won’t have to deal with the buzzer on the phone not opening the door any more.