Let's Spread the Stupidity Shall We?

If you have 23 odds-and-ends on a table and 22 of them fall off, what do you have? An odd or an end?

[quote=“Stardog Champion”]
A stitch in time saves nine what?[/quote]

Stitches.

ie: if you make a small repair now, you won’t have to make big repairs later.

Polyvinyl acetate glue (Elmers glue for example) hardens out of the bottle because the solvent evaporates.  When it’s still in the bottle the solvent can’t evaporate. 

Krazy Glue or cyanoacrylate undergoes a chemical reaction in the presence of water (hydroxyl ions really) to polymerize and bond.  In other words you need to expose it to water which is readily available.  For example on your finger tips, on most surfaces, in the atmosphere. 

You win the thread.

I win a 1000 internets!

Joe Biden wins the internet – he doesn’t use DNS, he memorizes website numbers.

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heh-heh:)  The all time classic blunder.  The Internet is a series of tubes.