One from the gf’s list:
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My boyfriend bought me a mood ring.
When I’m in a good mood, it turns bright green.
When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a fucking big red mark on his forehead.
Next time it better be a diamond!*
Well I liked that one and yes I remember those mood rings in their day. Good one.
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Hahahaha! Nice.