A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Ottawa that included Justin Trudeau.
Trudeau quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I’m Justin Trudeau and I hope you’ll vote for me in the next Federal Election.
She laughed and quickly said, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”
Senators Brazeau, Duffy and Wallin are in a plane. Brazeau whips out $10,000 and says If I threw these $1000 bills out the door I could make 10 Canadians very happy.
Wallin whips out $10,000 and says if I toss $100s out the door I could make 100 Canadians happy.
Duffy whips out $10,000 and says you’re fools. Throw $10 bills out the door and 1,000 Canadians will be happy enough!
The pilot turns around and says STFU. If I threw the three of you out the door 35,000,000 Canadians would be ecstatic!
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
“Gentlemen, remember – you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
“Yes?” said the Instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”