Is she cheating on me?

I’ve never talked about this before, but I really need advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ‘Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.’

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed that the brackets on my exhaust seemed to be broken off.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

I don’t know what to say…lol… Might be time to trade in for a younger model!!! :smiley:

Glad you liked the joke. :smiley:

By all means save the car.

Yeah…ya gotta have your priorities straight. :smiley:

Easy decision cause…
The car drives you somewhere.
The wife drives you crazy. 

LMAO…absolutely classic, man! :smiley:

Sheesh, for a moment I thought you were serious! Should have known better =P

Nice one lol

Thank you:-)

lol good one    you sure had my attention lol

You had my heart pounding man, thought I was playing the newly released version of clue!  Good one…LOL  :smiley: