In my mailbox this morning

Hi Rick

This version of Windows is too big for my Moniter. I have to use the arrows to move everything around just to see it. The icons are way too large. Is there something that i can do about this.
XXX XXXX (name deleted to spare embarrassment)

response I’d love to send:

You timed this just right! We have a new shipment of 21" monitors in stock for only $499.00. Or would you like the XP CE edition for only $399.00 ? It will fit on a really tiny screen.