Okay I blew my top when an office manager whined about Gig charges and the amount of service hours. I told her that she should walk around the hampster cages and suspend anyone using MSN explorer because they were too stupid to work in an office, and fire anyone with MSN messenger or Kazaa. If they could afford freeloaders that could screw around yakking and downloading music at work they could damn well afford $50 extra bandwidth and the extra service they brought on themselves.
So she told me she would be switching providers and would not require my services anymore once she talked to her boss.
Guess what. Her boss called and asked if I knew anyone interested in an office manager job, and to get down there on Saturday when no one’s around and deliver him a report on each workstation. He even suggested running ‘that cool AdAware you showed me’ and including the results because ‘they aren’t getting spyware from gov’t or supplier websites’.
I em en ezzhole… and I got a laff that he didn’t ask me to do the same in ‘his’ office…