I just watched "The Transporter 2". Worst... movi

I just watched “The Transporter 2”.

Worst… movie… ever.

How does it rate compared to “Weekend at Bernie’s 2” or “Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights” ?

Haven’t seen either, but I’d guess about as bad, if not worse.

“Worst movie ever”…that’s something you don’t see on the back of DVD’s when you are browsing through the store. Although, I do have to agree that “Transporter 2” was a heinous piece of work.

Have you ever seen “Last Man Standing” starring Bruce Willis? How about “The Core” or “Mission to Mars”? Those are some awful piles of crap that I have had the extreme displeasure of watching.

On the corner. Now that’s shoddy.

“Shutup or I’ll send you back to rupert”
“NO! anything but rupert”

[quote=“Eso”]I just watched “The Transporter 2”.

Worst… movie… ever.[/quote]

Yeah, but you have to give them credit for the way he got that bomb off the bottom of his car. It was friggin’ classic. My kid and I laughed our bags off!!

I almost got up off the couch and switched the movie off at that point.

However, I also recently watched “March of the Penguins”, and it was, as the kids say, dee shiznit.

I’m enjoying my new bachelorhood, I don’t have to watch crap like that just cuz the kids are around.
And I especially love not being obligated to watch “period pieces”; you know those 19th century British garbage
"Eww, Nigel. Our love cannot survive as you were born two stations above me…"
“ohhh, my precious Prudence, how could it if we’re so fucking anal I can’t even come out and say I love you, how shall I ever ask for a blowjob?”

You know the crap only someone who has a period could possibly enjoy.

Man, whatever happened to the days of Seagal, Van Damme, Norris?

Those guys were great.

Tanaka: You cannot take Katana Sword by stealing, it is very special sword, you must earn it.
Young Frank: I wasn’t going to steal it!
Tanaka: [slices off the front of Frank’s hat] You didn’t Flinch! You have fighting spirit!
Young Frank: You not gonna call the cops?
Tanaka: MMM, Not if we make a deal.
Young Frank: What kind of a deal?

bahahaha :laughing: