I am a crack dealer in Toronto, Ontario who has a steady flow ofÂ customers from the nearby junior high school. My parents live in a suburbÂ of Brantford, and one of my sisters, who lives in Calgary, is married toÂ aÂ transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and sellingÂ marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who areÂ prostitutes in Barrie.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentenceÂ in Orillia for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.Â Â The other brother isÂ currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute whoÂ lives in New Brunswick and is still a part-time “working girl” in aÂ brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this: I love my fiancÃ© andÂ look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to beÂ totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a Toronto Maple Leafs fan???
Worried About My Reputation