since i get the news here for town b4 the daily news for the most part.and its the honest opinion of people in town. i was thinking it would be kinda cool to buy it in print .
good idea or bad ? or have the creators of the site ever thought of this?
You can print it if you want 
will it be free? 
lol i know theres cost with it but thought it was a good idea lol. i miss those little 4 page flyer type things . called coffee news i think . they used to sit in subway and coffee shops etc . thought of that as a format just me bored and thinking lol
It could come with an optional cardboard mouse or plastic trackpad so it would feel just like being online.
We could pay Eso to drop by your place while you’re reading a thread just to say something completely off topic and then walk out.
MiG and his little family could do paper maché avatars and sell them to pay for diapers.
I could make thumb protectors for flipping the pages to avoid ink stains.
Billy could have his own column called “Useless one-line thread openers!”
Eccentric too could have his own column called " Please, argue with me!"
And, of course, Herbie could run the “Dear Abby” type of advice column.
and sean316 can run the classifieds 
summerdayz could teach English No Offense intended !
I feel left out.
ME too!!!
Bubba, you could be the sales rep and give a certain someone some competition. 
LOL he lurks this board too.
I know, We were reading HTMF together just last night I think. Or maybe it was just his co-workers.
Dear Blabby:
My 6 year old son Billy can’t seem to stop shitting his pants whenever I leave him with a sitter. Four babysitters in a row have quit, and I fired another because he unloaded in his jammies half an hour after I left and she made him sit on the john with his soiled pants in the room until I came home 6 hours later.
The child psychologist explained that Billy feels that his feces are ‘part of him’ and he can’t stand to let it go. He feels an undue sense of loss seeing part of himself flushed down the toilet. Then he handed me a bill for $400.00
What should I do? My boss has told me if I miss one more night’s work over the kid I’m fired.
Stymied
Dear Stymied:
First write up that cheque for $420.00 (don’t forget the GST!). Then wrap it up in a week old pair of shitty pants and deliver it.
Next time you go to work, sit the little bastard on the john, turn out the light and close the door. Tell him he’s not to come out until he takes a dump, and to hurry up about it because you heard there were poison spiders that come up out of the toilet if the hole is covered too long.
Your sitter can put up with a couple nights of screaming, but he’ll be “cured”.
Blabby
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great letter lolol
we need a dear abby in the daily needs it will add to the "good " news quite well lol
Madam Rosa’s Horrorscope
Pisces
Sign of da fish. So no eata that sushi. It’s fugu anna the chef he’s a drunk.
Aries
Sign of da shitty old car. Like-a yours with da leaky brakes, and da busload of Brownies dat cuts into you lane tomorrow
Taurus
Signa da bull my ass, you stubborn more like a mule! You like-a to find one leetle insignificant thing and dwell on it incessantly until you insane. Yeah he farts in bed, better cut him into a million pieces with a butter knife…
Gemini
You fantasy come true, on Sunday morning you wake up with twins. But they 450 lb transvestites and dey keep you dere all day. Remember Costco and Home Depot close at 6 on Sunday anna you need to pick up a caulking gun and an industrial size tube of Prep H onna you way home.
Cancer
An dat what you gonna get. Lumpy, itchy, brown bloody lumps a Karposi skinoma right onna you face. Even you mama scream when she see you.
Leo
I’m-a not lion. You gonna be invited to dinner at his rich momma’s house. Everything will go so smooth until just after you take offa you coat and his momma’s Afghan hound sticks his pointy nose unda you skirt and finds that leetle string. Plopp! Right dere on the white marble foyer floor…
Correlation.
and now for something completely different…
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition…watch out…for the comfy pillow:)