How to tell you are married

Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships, and decide to amaze their men.

That night, all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: “The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my life. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.”

The mistress: “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office, and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.”

The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

As soon as he came in the door and saw me, he said,

"What’s for dinner, Batman?’’

Hahaha, so sad but so true.

My gf keeps threatening to come home with a keyboard painted across her tits.
“Now will you pay attention to them?” :smiley:

LMAO :smiley: