A family sits in a church observing a wedding. The seven year old looks up at her Mother and asks: “Why does the bride wear white at a wedding?” The Mother smiles at her daughter and says: "She wears white because this is the happiest day of her life."
The daughter asks: “Why does the groom wear black?”
Good one. It reminds me of something I saw back when I was a kid. There was a car was all decorated with stuff and had the usual cans dragging along behind it. and you think, “oh, a wedding”.
Except it was just a single guy behind the wheel, and on an the back windshield it said “Just Divorced”. 
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[quote=“DHCollins”]Good one. It reminds me of something I saw back when I was a kid. There was a car was all decorated with stuff and had the usual cans dragging along behind it. and you think, “oh, a wedding”.
Except it was just a single guy behind the wheel, and on an the back windshield it said “Just Divorced”.
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Heh-heh.