Geek Action Figure


#1

This morning Slashdot reported the following URL for a “Geek action figure”.
Pretty funny.

http://www.happyworker.com/geekman/


#2

I prefer the Jesus Christ action figure, which comes with “Death Killer-Cross pump action over-under shotgun.”

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lfigurespages/lfjesus.html


#3

[quote=“hoshq”]I prefer the Jesus Christ action figure, which comes with “Death Killer-Cross pump action over-under shotgun.”

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lfigurespages/lfjesus.html[/quote]

Interesting. I see they also sell other action figures from different religions. Surprisingly, none of the Christian action figures have sold out, yet. We’ve come a long way since GI Joe, or is this a step backward?


#4

Buddy Christ is better!

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html


#5

[quote=“smartass”]Buddy Christ is better!

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html[/quote]

But it doesn’t have any moving parts, so how can it be better?


#6

There seem to be a lot of Jesus action figures out there. Here’s a TV commercial for one which DOES have working arms:

http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/


#7

[quote=“Dave”]

[quote=“smartass”]Buddy Christ is better!

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html[/quote]

But it doesn’t have any moving parts, so how can it be better?[/quote]

Because it’s Buddy Christ! DUH!

You obviously aren’t a Kevin Smith fan.


#8

do people actually buy these?? :unamused:


#9

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blosamajihadjoe.htm

Jihad Joe


#10

Which, the geeks or the jesuses?


#11

or worse
http://store.dolltv.com/mrcrvodofrmo.html


#12

[quote=“hoshq”]

Which, the geeks or the jesuses?[/quote]

both


#13

I’d buy the Buddy Christ…he’s fricken cool!


#14

I’ve seen his movies, in my younger days.


#15

givemetoys.com/product/MT_029_GRK_ODYSSEUS

Oh GEEK… I thought it was GREEK


#16

The geek is probably Anglo-Saxon .


#17

I’m totally getting one, if you dont like em go to the surf with all the other non -geek-o-lots


#18

[quote=“DjTux”]

I’m totally getting one, if you dont like em go to the surf with all the other non -geek-o-lots[/quote]

Hmmm, let’s see. What’s the difference between geek dolls and Barbies? I’d rather have a doll that portrays intellect over beauty.


#19

I’d rather have a doll with bigass titties.


#20

So, I type in ‘boobs action figure’ on Google’s picture search and get this…
http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/jesusthumb.jpg

Here he is in more detail.
http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/10746.jpg