Ha ha, very funny.
I used to ride a scooter… very fun. Not a Vespa, 'cause I wasn’t quite that cool, but a smaller, 50cc scooter. It got stolen though 
. And now that I have kids, I probably won’t be replacing it until they are much older.
that reminded me of this lady
rode across America on a vespa she did
and she found a baby coyote along the way and stayed in a small town of 300 to raise it…
raising a coyote, the daily coyote.
The Daily Coyote was great.