There is a rather sizely fire burning out in the West End of town today… tonight… right now!
http://hackingthemainframe.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10006/Fire%20Dec%2013.jpg
It has been rumoured that the fire was caused by an excess amount of Pubics in the urinal.
http://hackingthemainframe.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10006/Pubic%20Pisser.jpg