I will become your leader, bow down before me. Complain about me or worship me, doesn’t matter. Give me the reigns of your community and I will hire all my friends and family. I will invest in “our” future plans and make them favor the top. I will scratch the back of opportunity every chance I get and accept any perk for any agenda. As long as the money is in the field I’ll play ball. Give me that beautiful $pay-check baby and I’ll act however you like. I’ll pretend to know everything for that much, and if I stick around long enough you people will actually raise my pay. I will be honest with all of my actions. If I want something I will take it. Everything I do is out in the open for all people to see so a vote for me is an honest plea.
Yours TRUE Honest John