Interesting! Scientists have discovered an extra-solar planet that will be able to sustain life. The planet is the optimal distance from its sun.
That blows my plans on moving to Ontario …
Things should be ok there as long as BP doesn’t hear about the place.
Well…I hear their travel budget is now less than stellar. 
Would like to plan a trip there, but just don’t have the 75,000 years it would take open in my schedule to cover the 20 light year distance. Could anyone suggest an alternative destination?
I’m building a warp drive in my basement, and you can come with if you have gas money.
1 Sec while I use my teleportation powers to verify the findings.
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then I’ll come back to get you.