Does Milk Really Look Good On You? Don't Drink It!

they say 63% of all statistics are made up.

There are so many factors to consider when people say things are bad for you.  Problem is milk is good for you, too.  Do the pros outweigh the cons.  But underlying all that bullshit is who the fuck cares.  Stress is probably just as bad or worse then all this bad shit.  Fuck it, if I die early because of my lifestyle I hope it´s in bed, drinking a frosty beer, smoking, watching porn with a hooker on my lap. 

I heard a statistic somewhere, probably made up, that a large percentage of elderly men who die of heart attacks die while cheating on their wives.  That´s the dream.