(feel free to add your own)
The Sims Unhinged: the stress of living with a bipolar spouse and nympho daughter drives Daddy Sim into a gun-toting tower sniping maniac. On top of that you must guide you Sim thru streets full or roaming lunatics to buy their own meds, and a recurring meteor shower makes all characters turn into temporarily drooling zombies. Never mind your ‘socials’, keep your sanity in the green or the Men with Butterfly nets burst in and it’s game over.
The Sims Uncensored: never mind the wardrobe, pick your genitalia from over 3,000 different selections. Mom’s a hermaphrodite and Daddy’s a 14" uncut pierced transgender? That’s just for starters. And you can make whoopee in more ways than the Kama Sutra imagined. The best part is that ‘cute Sim language’ is highly understandable when they’re doing it! Oh God, Oh God, harder, is pretty much the same in any language.
Sphincter Cell: Tom Clancy would be oh so proud of you as you attempt to stop a (surprise) Muslim terrorist from hijacking a decommissioned Russian boomer sub and driving it right up George Bush’s arse…