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Funny stuff.
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Kids play classic video games, and their reactions area recorded.
I love the reaction the Adventure:
[quote]Bobby: A duck ate me.
EGM: What ate you?
Parker: A pink duck.
EGM: What do you think this character’s name is?
Parker: Dot. Or Adventure? That’s what this game is, isn’t it? Go up, go up, go up.
Bobby: Stupid duck. I hate the duck. The duck is evil.
Parker: Go left, go left, go left. Grab the arrow. That’s the only way you can kill the duck. You have to run that into the duck.
Garret: It’s a spear or something.
Bobby: [Enters castle] I’m just going to store all my keys and all my useless stuff in here. I’m going to store my duck in there.[/quote]
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“Someone get this duck off of me!”
Heh, Strongbad.
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[quote]EGM: What do you think of [the first opponent] Glass Joe?
Bobby: Uh…he’s white.
Anthony: He kinda looks like Barbie’s Ken.
Dillon: I’m just pressing random buttons here…[/quote]
Heh that’s some good stuff, cause I usually did the same thing when fighting in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out.
[quote]Garret: That’s not Mike Tyson. Are you kidding me? Mike Tyson does not have a handlebar moustache, and he’s not white.
EGM: [Laughing] So those are the two things that make you think that’s not Mike Tyson?
Garret: Yeah, plus this guy’s wearing pants. [/quote]
Garret is freakin’ hilarious
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[quote]Bobby: Yeah, guns. Oooh-Zangief!
Anthony: Why did he get thrown up when he got jumped on.
EGM: I don’t think physics is supposed to be realistic.
Bobby: It’s probably because the Nazis felt bad having a cement fighting place, so they put little trampolines under-
Parker: Wait. What do Nazi’s have to do with it?
Bobby: Because Zangief is a Nazi.
EGM: He’s Russian. Not German.
Garret: He’s a communist.
Bobby: Then why is Zangief’s place a Nazi place?
EGM: It’s not.
Bobby: Yes it is-it had a Nazi sign on the cement.
Parker: It couldn’t have been. They wouldn’t have let that in videogames.
Bobby: Whatever.
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Booyeah.