Another 60s Star Sells Out

Actually the title’s pretty hippie-dippy. This one’s a logical match.
Robert Fripp (Mr. King Crimson) is supposedly doing the sounds for Windows Vista: LINK TO VIDEO
There were probably a couple nights in the 70s spent listening to ‘Larks Tongues in Aspic’ or "Starless & Bible Black’ where we might as well have listened to an infected computer in a shutdown/boot loop…

uhh who’s knocking on the door?
Hah! DAVE’S NOT HOME MAN! hahahaha
someones still knocking! It’s not stopping!
Uhhhh you look.
The records just over man. Change it.
They’re still knocking! Shit it’s the cops!!!
No dipsit the records over…
Hide the stash! Hide the stash!
SHUT UP AND CHANGE THE RECORD! NO ONE’S AT THE DOOR!
Someone’s at the door? yeah I hear the knock knock knock too. Shit!
NO! The records over! That’s all it is the record! Change it!
Geez, don’t get so upset, man. Have another hit…
knock knock knock
knock knock knock
knock knock knock
knock knock knock
scrrrrriiiittttttchhhhhhhh!
Hey you fuck, that’s a Japanese pressing! Shit you spilled the candle wax on it you dumb shit!