Follow these steps:

               1. Go to Google
               2. Search for 'miserable failure'
               3. click on 'I'm feeling lucky'
  1. realize it is now May of 2004.

Or, if you have a cool browser, just highlight the words and then right click on them.

Good one! Now try ‘French Military Victories’ and ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’

ok I’m retarded and I still know this is old news.

Well if you were senile it would be new every day!